people who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being in a relationship
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up about being single.
People who literally cannot shut the fuck up.
Steal His Look: Old Man Jenkins
Kent Wang Polo Light Blue - $265
Lip Gloss - Charlotte Tilbury - $81
Miu Miu Sunglasses - $390
Irish Walking Stick - $67.99
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine
IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK
FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT
d ont hurt my childern
- Josie: I have a new crusshhhhh
- Matt: Me too! On a boy!
- Pearl: You're a boy with a crush on a boy?
- Matt: Yeah he's really cute.
- Pearl: Oh.
- (pause for a bit)
- Matt: Boys can like boys. I just can't marry him because boys can't marry boys.
- Me: Yeah they can. You can marry whoever you want.
- Matt: Really?
- Josie: YEAH my tia has a wife so now I have a titi and a auntie.
- Matt: Okay. Then maybe I'll marry him.
- Dave: (from across the room) No you can't you're seven.
- (Age was apparently the only foreseeable problem anyone of my elementary schoolers could see with gay marriage.)
steal his look: animal i found on the beach
whiskers: maybe $60k
a smile: honestly, thats priceless
giant blurry log: $1400
Hairdresser: do you like it?
Me: yes thank you
*goes home and cries*
[aziz ansari voice] :D