powerburial:

youwanttthed:

powerburial:

cool college guy recipe:

  • hot dog on pizza

what you will need:

  • hotdog
  • pizza
  • oven

ingredients:

  1. 1hotdog
  2. preheat oven
  3. hotdog on pizza
  4. pizza in oven
  5. microwave timer set to 20 minutes, smoke a bowl and toss the  pigskin cuz thats what cool college guys do t hese days they are jock/stoner hybrids
  6. 6 ding fries are done hot dog pizza

Do you do weddings

i do whatever the hell i waint

Straight White Boy Problem #439

straightwhiteboyproblems:

why do other dudes rep snapbacks from places across the country? my friend has a Yankees snapback and i asked him if he was from New York and he said no. i asked him if he even liked the yankees and he said no. i was like ‘dude why you wearin that snapback then?’ and he was like ‘its all good man’ so i still dont know